This is going to be a very short update, but I just wanted to share the news that all this week (Monday to Friday) my somewhat silly but sensitive parody of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars is available FREE on Kindle! That’s right, free!

The Fault In Our ArseIt is available on all Amazon stores including Amazon UK and Amazon US, and at just 36 pages can easily be read on a coffee break or a short bus journey!

Connor Stodge is a normal 19 year old American, with abnormal bowel problems and a best friend called Quentin who is a bag full of spare pants and laxatives, who just sort of looks like a Quentin.

Connor’s existence is a painful and disgusting one until he meets similarly-afflicted heartthrob September Loose, and his world is flushed with change. Pun intended.

Together the pair travel to the only restaurant in Paris, bother a recluse they have no business contacting, and learn the truth about love, life, spicy food, cucumbers and portion control.

Basically, poop-jokes and parody aplenty!

Did I mention it’s free?